Yeah, that's my Dad, we're very proud.

In a previous post I mentioned my White Aunt, who married a very white man and produced my mostly white cousins (yeah, I should talk). One of whom married a translucent blonde freckled guy. They'd been trying for several years to have kids, been to see fertility doctors, the whole nine yards. They ended up doing the in vitro fertilization thang, and she wound up giving birth to twins about six months ago.

Today I'm talking on the phone with my Dad, who mentioned she'd been in town visiting my grandparents and had brought the twins with her. I asked him how they looked.

"Like two percent milk."