Thursday, June 02, 2005

Mailbag fun!

I knew the email link would pay huge dividends. I'm disappointed in the lack of comments, this shit is much more fun out in public. No names included, but you know who you are.

The federal/tribal relationship: "Don't all Indians get a check from the BIA?"

Referring to genocide: "There is only one genocide, the extermination of Jews by Nazis. All of you Indians claiming genocide are anti-Semites."

One reason I always use Indian instead of Native American: "You guys displaced people already here. Who were they? I am not sure, but I think the Indians hid them."

What makes an Indian: "The government classifies you people on race. Wait, it classifies you on culture. No wait, it classifies you on both. So it's acceptable for me to do so too, and make improper generalizations about you people." That one I summarized for your benefit. One of the many services I provide.

Validate me, White Man! "Indians don't even work at the casinos, they are not good business people. They just sit back and collect the money. This means they don't know what they are doing."

For the individual who arrived here after searching up "6 piece dark meat special," sorry about that. Although if I start a different blog, that name bears consideration.