Friday, November 23, 2007

We've got mad skillz

My family may be a bit too well-educated. Part of the post-Thanksgiving festivities was a game of Taboo; I was trying to get the word "vampire" out of my sister:

"Okay, this thing will suck out your precious bodily fluids in order to preserve its unholy life."

"Phlebotomist?"

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Yeah, thanks.

Has it been two years since I posted this? Holy crap. Anyway, two years ago I posted a Thanksgiving haiku (which I did not write), and it bears repeating:

White man invades us,
Steals our land and livelihood!
Enjoy pie, asswipes.